He's the the Big Kahuna himself.

The big boss man Brian. He runs things around here. The Money, the water safety test, the booking, he's the man who does everything. So smile at him next time you see him because it makes him feel great! He is a beer connoisseur, a fixie, and he's taken... sorry ladies.

Brian study at Colorado State University and has a doctorate in hot springs awesomeness. (Okay maybe just a masters in business and geology.) He's been to the Turkish Baths, the Roman Bath Houses, and Mars. He speaks 25 different languages, 22 of which are variations of English. We're convinced he is a good friend of the most interesting man in the world. There is a rumor floating around that is was raised by wolfs, but he claims he raised them.